Remember how I’ve been saying that I don’t need a real bed because I can just sleep on the inflatable bed or the couch? Well I got that bed. G finally tricked me into going to “look at mattresses,” and it turns out that a twin size mattress and box spring fit inside a Subaru Forester pretty easily with free tie-down service.

Truth be told, I’m pretty excited about sleeping on a bed that doesn’t need to be inflated, and is wide enough for both of my arms. Oh, and the leatherware in the closet are my shoes, belts, wallet and business card holder. Sorry to disappoint anyone who found this page through search.